I know, I know... This is not nearly as fun as the Gallery page. However, to make sure we have the same expectations for our time together, I ask that all new friends review below prior to our date.
Hygiene: Hygiene is of the utmost importance. It goes a long way in making a great first impression, while demonstrating your respect for my comfort. Good hygiene also ensures we will meet again. There is nothing quite as appealing as a freshly showered man with minty breath :).
To that end, you're always welcome to shower and freshen up at my incall. You'll notice that my bathroom is always stocked with ample mouthwash and mints.
Donation: Let's take care of it right away, so that we can get right to the good stuff! Please, don't put me in the uncomfortable position of having to interrupt our conversation to ask.
If we're meeting behind closed doors... please place your donation in the bathroom in an unmarked envelope.
Privacy: This is worth repeating: privacy and discretion are my highest priorities. My photos online are blurred for my privacy and safety. Any requests for additional photos will be denied and the end of our contact. I will never share your personal details or speak about you with anyone else. I ask for the same level of discretion in return.
If we are ever to cross paths in public, I will not acknowledge our friendship. I will always make the safe assumption that you would prefer I not approach or acknowledge you. I kindly ask for the same. While you may have a handy explanation for a bystander, I'd prefer we not test my acting chops!